- Location:totheark
- Mood:
cheerful - Music:Andwer W.K. - Party Hard
apathetic
What Farm Animal Are You? - What animal would you be on the farm?
blah
What Do People Love About You? - What makes you a good person?
hotI must be huntin' treasure, 'cause I'm diggin' yer chest.
Yaar just the tasty wench I've been keeping me eye out for!
Heyya, sexy -- how about a Jolly Rogering?
Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.
See me hook? Variable speed with five alternate attachments, Baby.
Aye!! I bet we could fit SIXteen men on that chest!
Me skull and crossbones arn't the only thing I plan on raisin' tonight.
Do ya' mind if the parrot watches?
Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin'?
Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.
Yo, ho! Bottle of rum?
Is there an 'X' on the seat of your pants? it appears there's wond'rous booty buried underneath!
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre ya free on Saturday?
So you're the new cabin boy, eh?
Do you have the latest copy of Windows XP with cracked product activation? (software pirates only)
horny
How Do You Tell the Truth? - Do you tell it like it is or sugar coat things?
melancholyProfile
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fuggered- Clara Sophia
- The hilarity. Plain and simple.
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badfic_quotes :: schegel_mach : I like my summaries like I like my coffee. [+11] - badfic_quotes :: netsrikeel1 : I suddenly decided that I needed to simulate the mental approximate of cutting myself. [+12]
- badfic_quotes :: hermione_vader : Now I know why I didn't search for Captain John fic before. [+8]
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blogthings : What Farm Animal Are You? [+14] - badfic_quotes :: sweety8587 : Well THAT explains where te Mary-Sue's come from [+7]
- badfic_quotes :: vaitris : What's on the menu? [+11]
- adultpostsecret :: devils_dance : Is monogamy all that it is cracked up to be? [+81]
- marysues :: beachy_sun : 'Nuther Yugioh Sue. Oh joy. [+4]
- blogthings : What Do People Love About You? [+14]
- badfic_quotes :: annieb1955 : Sentinel funny [+11]
- badfic_quotes :: hermione_vader : Knowing is half the battle...the other half is sporking. [+17]
- bristolrenfaire :: e_moondragon : pirate pickup lines [+0]
- badfic_quotes :: darksilverhawk : Losing faith in our education system... [+9]
- badfic_quotes :: joospjos : OT - spam mail [+13]
- adultpostsecret :: fraterdraconis : Masturbating at work [+10]
- blogthings : How Do You Tell the Truth? [+17]
- badfic_quotes :: netsrikeel1 : Another -3 to sanity. [+43]
- badfic_quotes :: live_brave : The badfic...it burns... [+14]
- adultpostsecret :: mr_lascivious : (no subject) [+12]
- adultpostsecret :: srssecretlife : Rape role play? [+8]